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Friday, February 10, 2006
Do You Ever Wonder...Do you ever wonder what human flesh tastes like? Do you ever wonder what it would be like to hit the ground after a leap from a very tall building, would you feel the impact in slow degrees or would you not even feel it all all it happens so fast? Do you ever wonder who was first hungry enough to find out whether or not an artichoke is edible? Do you ever wonder what it would be like to die while having an orgasm? Do you ever wonder why hot dogs come in packages of ten while hot dog buns come in packages of eight? Do you ever wonder if true Peace on Earth would be so boring that we'd all die of the ennui if it were ever achieved? Do you ever wonder why some animals are fascinated by poo and other animals are disgusted by it? Do you ever wonder whether you'd hear that wierd crunchy sound when you're stabbed, or if you'd be so shocked you couldn't hear the knife entering your flesh? Do you ever wonder why antibiotics are prescription-only? Do you ever wonder how yodeling was invented? Do you ever wonder whether the colors you see are the same colors that other people see, or if you're just seeing different colors but using the same words for them?
Or is it just me?
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